According to Jose Canseco…
Wait, come back. It’s not like you think.
OK, so it’s exactly like you think. Canseco is having a thought, just a few weeks after his last thought — inviting suckers, er, thrill-seekers on a $5,000-per-person excursion to hunt for Bigfoot and aliens who have communicated to the onetime Oakland A’s Most Valuable Player the secrets of time travel.
Jose Canseco says he is looking for Bigfoot and UFOs – Alien UFO Sightings https://t.co/PodoulXrce via @alienufovideos
I’ll pause for a moment while you travel back in time and read that again.