June 28, 2019; Milwaukee, WI, USA; FILE PHOTO; Jose Canseco makes an appearance onstage as The Lonely Island performs at the Miller Lite Oasis on June 28, 2019. Mandatory Credit: Colin Boyle-USA TODAY NETWORK
Jose Canseco appears to have finally moved on. After years of pursuing Jennifer Lopez, presumably to steal her away from his rival, Alex Rodriguez, Canseco is putting himself back on the market. It is time for him to find another companion.
This time, his search will not be limited to this planet. After lamenting the lack of options that he seems to have on Earth, Canseco has begun to wonder about his options elsewhere in the universe.