Remember when baseball players listed their offseason pursuits as fishing and hunting?
Either they were simple folk, or they were funnin’ us.
We say this because TMZ is reporting that former Athletics slugger Jason Giambi is offloading his 12,079-square-foot Mexican villa.
Casa Cielo (Sky House) has nine bedrooms and 12 bathrooms. It includes a home gym, an infinity pool and hot tub, a game room, a bar, a tiki hut and panoramic water views the Swiss Family Robinson would envy.
You can take a virtual tour of the property here. Please wipe your flip flops before entering.