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Game #106: Horror Movies Reimagined As a Baseball Game, A’s Lose 5-2

(Heaves dictionary onto table)

(flips through “W’s”)

(settles on entry)

(sighs loudly)

(reads aloud)

a wasted opportunity. 2. useless or unprofitable 3. this game, amiright?

Before we get started, let me hand out hats for a second. Oh, Davis, here’s your golden sombrero. Chapman, here’s two-third of your hat. Olson you too? Herrman, you too. Nearly everyone else, you only struck out once? Ametures. When the A’s started the game tonight, I doubted they could top their three runs on three hits of last night, but two runs on five hits is worse.