Welcome to AN’s Fireside Chat, where for just $125.00 you can sit and listen to the same platitudes and lies you will hear for free in the media. We’re still trying to figure out how to cram 300 eager fans into my kitchen, but nonetheless we are staking our profitability on our ability to make $50,000.00 on this event.
And you can take that to the bank — the same one, actually, that just laughed at our request for financing. We just hope that the group “Stoves Over Firesides” doesn’t succeed in derailing this chat entirely, but we’re simply going to ignore that for now.