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Eyeball Scout: Peering At Maxwell, Chapman, Semien

Related Topics: Semien Province, Bruce Maxwell

The Eyeball Scout is pleased to note that we are breeding eyeball scouts younger and younger these days. As an example, our newest employee is just 20 months old and has already weighed in on Bruce Maxwell. Just as soon as she has a more nuanced vocabulary, we will be bringing in Dennis Eckersley to teach her to say, “Yuck!”

However, as much as the Eyeball Scout encourages group think and plagiarism, he is unable to merely use Jules’ reactions and analyses as his own. What have the Eyeball Scout’s eyes seen with regard to Bruce “Bad Guy!