Contact lenses: check. Saline solution: check. Willingness to draw sweeping conclusions after seeing a few minutes: check. The Eyeball Scout is ready for the Cactus League! Except for the whole “having to fly there” terror thing.
But once back on land, the Eyeball Scout will look forward to seeing A’s games on March 10th, 11th, and 12th, hoping to catch his first wayward glances and naughty winks at such intriguing prospects as A.J. Puk, Jorge Mateo, Dustin Fowler, and Sheldon Neuse.
What are some of the things the Eyeball Scout will be squinting to try to see?