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Elephant Rumblings: Daniel Mengden Undergoes Elbow Surgery

Zito going 12-6 was pure art...

Matt Chapman is marketable, just sayin’...

MLB: “how can we grow as a sport?”

Fans: “Trout is the greatest player ever, so you could market h-“

MLB: “the games HAVE to be shorter!”

Fans: “well no, we just want the players to be market-“

MLB: “robot umps would be cool?”

Fans: “no, just-“

MLB: “PLAYOFF EXPANSION!!!!”— Matt Klug (@MattKlug33) February 10, 2020

Not bad, cod do batter...

Ok, weeks ago I wrote a story that (I'm paraphrasing) said it was stupid they were gonna call the team the Mackerel, since mackerel don't get fished here, yet everyone knows sturgeon do.