A's Find Them a Brand New Box of Matches

"Well, these [white] cleats were meant for walking, and that's just what they'll do. Often these days these [white] cleats will just walk all over Yu."

For the first half of the season, full of delightful memories for each and every fan of the lovely A's, the A's were 28^th in the entire MLB in walks, and 24^th in runs scored. In August, the team was once again 28^th in the entire MLB in walks, and was 30^th runs scored. In September, the A's are 5^th in the entire MLB in walks, and are 8^th in runs scored.