The universe shifted back into balance last night as Khris Davis, flailing at sliders that landed in the on deck circle, completed an 0-4 night to celebrate his 2-year extension with a showing of 20 for 81 on the season.
20 for 81 translates to a batting average of .2469 which, of course, rounds up to .247. The universe is once again properly aligned and so now Khris Davis can go on his next homerun binge and you can go do some shopping with the comfort of knowing that the Milky Way is not tilted left or right.