The Oakland A's are off to a terrible start to the 2015 season. Actually, it feels even worse than that. Terribad. Horrivoltible. Atrociorepulsawful. Like, Phillies bad. The bullpen has blown virtually every lead it's seen, the defense is throwing the ball all over the place, and there have been enough injuries that Eric Sogard is starting against lefties and midlevel prospect Max Muncy was forced to essentially skip Triple-A. It's like Brian Fuentes put on Jack Cust's glove, smeared himself with Rich Harden's sweat and sacrificed a possum at home plate in an ancient curse ritual.
But there's good news!