A few months ago, in a compelling exposé on the positive effects of a certain performer on the Notre Dame men’s and women’s basketball programs, I revealed to you all the true MVP of sports halftime shows.
Red Panda, whose routine is the most exhilarating ten minutes in history involving bowls, a unicycle, and catching things on one’s head, is far and away one of the biggest reasons the Fighting Irish hoops teams have seen success in recent years. Booking her for a show essentially guarantees not only a family-friendly, exciting experience for all, but also a victory for Notre Dame.