News developed at the end of last week that Notre Dame football head coach Brian Kelly may be considering a two-quarterback system for 2016. Able to choose from Malik Zaire or DeShone Kizer (or Brandon Wimbush), can you blame him? Plenty of you do. In this post, I try to convince you to trust in Brian Kelly.
Trusting Brian Kelly is, for many of you, likely more difficult to do than trusting Hillary Clinton. But since I have it on good authority from my friends inside Russia’s Foreign Intelligence Service that the word “quarterback” only appears twelve times in the entirety of her thirty thousand “deleted” emails and then always immediately following the words “Monday” and “morning,” you can wager that Brian Kelly knows more about handling the dilemma of having two starters at quarterback she does.