I cannot believe that the performance last week by Notre Dame Fighting Irish football was so disappointing that leadership canceled our W.I.N. call for the week, and instead just asked me to send out a quick weekly update email while they had some high-level meetings to figure things out. I swear to God if I hear the word “re-org” this week I’m quitting before I find out what they mean by that. Oof.
Anyway, I guess I’m glad they saved me an hour of my Monday today — considering it’s another bye weekend coming up, this was a pretty easy update to put together, especially considering leadership asked me not to put together any Charts and Graphs and said “please don’t write anything more about cheeseburgers either” — this is simply going to be a quick little business recap of last week and then we can all go about our weeks as we wait for the hammer to drop from the C-suite (sorry in advance, Gerad — it was fun working with you and you’re a great guy.