Alright, pull yourself together, ya dingus — you have to run this next meeting. Try not to make it too obvious how much drinking you did this weekend.
*Dry-heaves from the thought of alcohol*
*Clicks “Join Call” button*
Goooood morning! How’s everyone doing, how was the long weekend?
Oh yeah, the long ones always seem to fly by the fastest, that’s so true Sharon.
Dave, did you take the wife and kids up to your lake house? Yeah? Oh that’s awesome, glad to hear it was good weather. Not much more of that left this year, amiright?