*groggily lifts head up and realize I slept through all my alarms while recovering from all the Hamm’s I drank in rural Indiana on Saturday*
Ohhhhh man, my call starts in about 8 minutes. Better quickly make some coffee and conveniently leave my camera off and claim it’s because my WiFi is being spotty.
Woof, day drinking is still fun but it just doesn’t leave me feeling like I used to even just a few years ago...hitting your 30s is TOUGH.
Alright, pull yourself together and let’s speed through this call so you can spend the rest of the morning rewatching the highlights from last weekend and generally zoning out and avoiding using my brain until after lunch!