At this point in my life, it’s no secret to just about anyone who knows me that I’m a huge fan of ridiculous names.
I’ve written about it for a former site and here at One Foot Down, and I rejoice every year when it’s time to fill out my Name of the Year bracket.
it was incredibly difficult, but I think my Final 4 is:
Kobe Buffalomeat
Fortunate Sithole
Chardonnay Pantastico
Boats Botes— Pat Rick (@Psully226) March 15, 2017So, when a commenter on an article a week or two ago mentioned Michael Stonebreaker and how perfect a name that is for a linebacker, it got me thinking - what are the best names to ever grace the grass/turf in The House That Rockne Built?