COMPANY! ATTEEEENNNNTION!
Welcome Loyal sons and daughters of Notre Dame Football! This is your Battalion Commander SupermanTDJesus, and today we will be briefing both the November and Delta Companies on the victorious home defense executed by the Notre Dame Fighting Irish squad against the Midshipmen of Navy on Saturday, October 10th 2015.
The mission began at 15:30 under clear skies and ended at 19:15 with thankfully no friendly casualties, and only one non-career-threatening enemy injury. The final result was an excellent 41-24 in favor of our proud and unassailable Irish! We will take the following 6 days to prepare for the upcoming attack by the Trojans of Southern California.