Somewhere in between making fun of the Arizona State Sun Devils for hiring the coward known as Dino Babers, and the scooter ban on campus... my good friend Brendan reminded me of my long held belief that the mums inside Notre Dame Stadium need replaced — immediately.
No — I’m not talking about the need of mum replacement like a basic mom replaces mums each fall while under the spell a psychotic trance created by too much pumpkin spice and overheating in the 87 degree midwestern sun while wearing a beanie. Those needs certainly need addressed at some point — maybe even by the US Congress — but that’s not my intent today.