To my fellow Americans,
I am writing this to introduce you to college football’s 4th leading rusher. He has 776 yards on 86 carries in only 5 games. He is averaging 9 yards per carry and has scored 5 touchdowns. In a single game, he ran for 229 yards with two carries of 64 and 65 yards. No, his name is not Saquon Barkley. Barkley only has 574 yards on 86 carries through the same amount of games. No, this man is Josh Adams. Adams has been stiff-arming and side-stepping his way up the Notre Dame record charts, and gosh darn it I don’t think enough of you give a shit.