Here’s the deal, I’ve got good news and bad news for you, and you get to decide which you want to hear first.
You want the good news first?
Okay, here’s what I’ve got. You, the reader, are about to be halfway through the work week, and a weekend full of football will arrive soon enough. Plus, there’s Thursday Night Football tomorrow, if that’s your thing!
Now, for the bad news: Northwestern football is really bad. Sorry to spoil your day.
Enough with the conversationalist antics on my part. The sad, and particularly peculiar, reality of the situation is that Northwestern football is bad in a way that no one could have possibly imagined.