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Week 7: On Sports Bullshit

The Wildcats return with an extra week to luxuriate in their upset over Iowa and try to carry the momentum toward a bowl berth. For that, they'll need six wins or five wins and a desperate hope that the exponential increase in shitty bowl games outpaces the number of 6-6 teams and they triumphantly ride into the Famous Potato Bowl.

No team should be ashamed of taking a five-win Bowl Berth nor

participating in any sub-NIT basketball tournaments or any other
postseason tournament so bereft of prestige that it serves as the undercard
to a mutton busting tournament to get spectators excited about seeing
children whaled upon by rampaging sheep
Northwestern hopes to bring the quarterback pressure and offensive spark from the Iowa game to bear on a reeling Michigan State team.