There is a certain joy in a bad basketball team. If the Bulls only featured several young players to get unreasonably excited about, Stacey King testing out his groan-inducing catchphrases, Robin Lopez reacting to technical fouls like he has been bombarded by gamma rays, and Cameron Payne, who has style his hair so it is always going in the opposite direction that his body was comically flailing in some parallel universe Buster Keaton film, it would have been enough for us.
Instead, the Bulls joined with a coterie of miserable chump teams and pursued the strategy that all the basketball experts who know what they're talking about because they use the word "assets" agree is the best way to build a winning basketball team by launching itself straight into the shitter.
THE NBA DRAFT LOTTERY IS A VILE ABOMINATION
