There is a small but extremely twisted slice of football fans in the United States who, like me, follow both the Northwestern Wildcats and the Chicago Bears, and since Pat Fitzgerald has taken over it has been like watching these two football entities merge into a hideous team like how Jeff Goldblum turned into the fly except instead of turning into a disgusting and vomitous mélange of insect and man who says ah a lot they are turning into a single football entity that runs doomed inside draws on 3rd and 5.
There is a term called carcinization that is a process I know about only from this Wikipedia page I have just read that is the odd tendency for multiple unrelated creatures over billions of years to evolve into crabs, and this is how the Chicago Bears work: no matter how many new general managers and coaches they bring to install new offensive systems that they promise will bring about an exciting era of Bears football no matter who is in charge they keep defaulting into offenses where the quarterback throws for exactly 168 yards and they only win the game if their linebackers score two touchdowns.