Daniel Olinger: Michigan 31, Northwestern 14
Last week was fun and gave evidence that the entire Big Ten West is the equivalent of seven out of shape dads fighting each other in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday night — they all have an equal chance to win and/or throw up on each other at any given time for no reason at all. Sadly, the Wolverines reside in the East, where superior athletes, coaches and also Rutgers lies. NU loses but only in kind-of-miserable fashion rather than all-out-miserable. Moral victory!