Everyone spent all week saying that the Iowa game was going to be repulsive and disgusting and set back the game of football forever etc. and the casinos said I bet you don't think they can score the fewest points we have ever let you gamble on and the TV networks said we will not allow this to be broadcast on the airwaves where it is subject to FCC regulation and instead put it on a streaming service where they can show whatever they want like illegal badger baiting competitions and cooking shows called American Botulist and everyone had a good laugh at Iowa-Northwestern playing their signature brands of shit football at each other in a baseball stadium from the 1910s and then somehow the game was actually worse than that.
Football Leadership Book, by Luke Fickell
