As per usual for my time at Inside NU, I felt bad about posting a completely comedic article as my final word on anything.
I wish I’d managed to write a proper feature story while I was here. You know, the typical Inside NU feature, like this one from Sam Brief, with the Northwestern athlete and the supportive parent and the story arc. From small beginnings to a game-winning touchdown over Iowa: it is the way of the great sportswriters who’ve graced this website. Instead I wasted my time writing articles about the basketball talents of British monarchs, the ennui of Wisconsin basketball, and Rutgers.