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UNC vs. Baylor: Three Things Learned

Read Akil’s exhilarating recap of UNC’s 93-86 win over Baylor for the particulars. To quickly summarize if you missed it (and shame on you if you did!), here’s how it went down in WWE terms.

Carolina was essentially Stone Cold Steve Austin and threw Baylor into the turnbuckle, stomped a mudhole in their ass, and was well on their way to giving the Bears a Stunner before pouring some Coors Light down all over themselves. But then Vince, Shane, and Stephanie McMahon (the refs) came out, smashed Carolina in the back of the head with a chair, and tried to drag Baylor’s limp, lifeless body over the Heels for the three-count.