Lots of folks like to get mad at you if you start listening to Christmas music too early. In fact, in the edge case in which you wake up from a particularly strong late-afternoon nap and would like to ascertain how many days it is that you’ve been asleep, your best option may be to post online that you’re listening to Christmas music.
“Good grief, Max, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet!!”
Ah, glad to hear it, that means I didn’t sleep through the turkey and cranberry dressing.
It boggles my mind that Thanksgiving is less than a week away.