Special promotions and basketball go hand in hand. A team hits so many three-pointers or has so many blocks and everyone gets free pizza or five dollars off an engine checkup the next day. North Carolina basketball, of course, has its own thing: Whenever the Tar Heels break the 100-point barrier, you can get two sausage biscuits for a dollar.
Now this may sound like the greatest thing in the world with two of North Carolina’s most beloved institutions joining together to make all fans happy. Except it doesn’t really do that and is actually a shameless promotion made popular by trigger-happy walk-ons and starving, bank account-obsessed undergraduates.