Jim Phillips is walking through a flea market when he spots a man standing on a soapbox standing in front of a mysterious tent.
SALESMAN: Step right up, step right up. Mystical wonders! Incredible gadgets. Fine whatsits. It’s all here, and what a deal. You there, sir, you look like a man who appreciates a good deal.
PHILLIPS: I’ve been known to consider some deals in my time.
SALESMAN: Ha ha, of course you have! Here, come right in, come right in. Let me show you this. Near mint condition, 30% off, a flagship institution of higher learning.