So your baseball team's just been eliminated from the post-season, has it. Well, listen here, friend, using my patented step by step system, you can get through this setback, one step at a time.
First and foremost, it is important to acknowledge that while baseball is the greatest sport on earth, it can also be kind of a jerk. There's no clock on this thing, and we've all had some long nights in baseball, alone in the dark with nothing but our thoughts, time drawing out like a blade. It's rough sometimes. Look around you, locate the nearest appliance, and then shout its inadequacies at it.