Welcome to a new and briefly-lived feature on the site, where I will argue with myself. Our current topic: NC State football. SAY NO MORE, PAL
You damned fools. You cosmic smash-welcoming, overbearing, hey-my-face-is-fine jackanannies. What, by god, were you thinking, you friendly-shelled fudge cakes? I have ... Christ this is tough. There's bad ... it's bad. Can I have a cupcake or is it too late to ask?
NC State football is a complete sham, made only marginally interesting by a run though four crummy non-conference opponents. No one remembers the non-conference schedule anymore because conference play started, so NC State has played a couple of decent teams.