Yes, conference realignment is back in full swing. No, this isn’t another article about what is actually happening or what could potentially happen. No, this isn’t necessarily a serious article. Yes, I took the time to write it anyways.
This is an article specifically about what should happen. Not because I have some crystal ball and have outlined the best future option (side note, I mean... shoot, it could be), but because everything is so dang ridiculous that we might as well lean fully into it and embrace the chaos to the highest extent possible.
The Big Ten and SEC are in the midst of a Cold War era USA vs Russia arms stockpiling, all in the name of trying to land an ever-bigger media rights deal from their respective network conglomerates - or whatever new one(s) will come along and offer them even more stupid money.