Y’know, losing a football game is something I can eventually come to terms with. Some losses take longer than others, some require a lot of beer-based counseling. And Dave Doeren has been contrite at times, which does help: last year he handed out apology doughnuts following NC State’s shouldna-lost game at ECU. He doled out some Krispy Kremes, the football team got on a winning streak, and all was smoothed over. (Briefly.)
Doeren is back at his doughnut-based apology tactics this week, but I am having none of it, sir, nary a glazed ounce.