The article which follows shall be inherently subjective, despite continued insistence the opinions presented are inarguable fact. Which they are. As a man with an exquisite palate, I can think of nobody more qualified to discuss the culinary offerings of North Carolina State University student dining. Those dissenting viewpoints from the aforementioned inarguable facts which are to follow (what a timeline) are encouraged to substantiate such distinctions in the comments. Without further ado, this article will discuss Fountain Dining Hall.
Everyone remembers their first time. Orientation, a sweltering July day, and swamp ass so bad I had to change my shorts.