Meet Riley Gates. I do not know him personally so I cannot dislike him, however I loathe the idea of him. Gates works as a National Analyst for 247 Sports while also covering Kansas State athletics. You may be asking yourself, “Self, why would TOBsGhost give a rats rumpus about a man from the land of pheasants, tornadoes, and needlessly large balls of twine? Further, why should I?” Valid question. Gates thought he could saunter over to the Atlantic coast and start predicting how football games will play out in the land of society and running water.