The more that I stare at the box score from the first game between State and UNC, the funnier it gets. And by funnier I mean if I am not laughing at it, then I’m throwing my computer out the goddamned window.
You want to know how aberrant and/or unlikely that game was for UNC? Let me count the ways:
— UNC’s unwatchable excuse for an offense has scored 1.1 points per possession or more in nine games. The Tar Heels shot at least 50% (eFG) in all but one. Guess which one! They shot 40.4% against State, their fourth-worst shooting performance of the season.