You've barely touched the "n" on your screen and Siri already knows it's going down.
"Netflix and chill?"
The phone finishes it for you, because it knows you, and it knows that what comes next is you putting on sweatpants, heading to her place and seeing how many minutes into Scandal it'll take until you're not watching Scandal anymore.
That's "Netflix and chill" as it was originally defined—a romantic evening founded on the false pretense that you and a person you are attracted to are hanging out solelyto watch Kerry Washington's search for love and redemption in the seedy underground of D.