Welcome to the outside world, Whitney Mercilus and Andre Roberts!
We know you are a little disoriented after getting tossed into a culvert from the back of that old Econoline with "Houston Texans" stenciled on a side panel. Take a few moments to collect your thoughts. No, you no longer have to refer to Jack Easterby as "The Infallible Oarsman." No, he controls neither the weather nor the tides. And no, you don't need to sell rhubarb jelly in bus terminals on weekdays any more. The brainwashing will wear off in a few days. You are free!
It has been a wild ride for you, Whitney.