(Somewhere within the emotional control center of a recently benched starting quarterback …)
SUPEREGO: Well gang, it looks like Jalen is playing well and will be the starter for a while.
EGO: Unacceptable! I demand to be treated better.
ID: Me so sad.
SUPEREGO: Hey, we're all a little disappointed. But the Lord has a plan for all of us. Let's be mature and supportive and…
EGO: Screw that, Imma leak something to Schefter.
ID: Tell him the world's a dark, empty place.
SUPEREGO: No! I just made a few polite public comments, and I am clapping respectfully for Jalen's touchdowns along the sideline.