JACK EASTERBY: I have seized almost complete control of the Houston Texans! Now all I must do is hire some yes-men in the front office and the coaching staff. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Unfortunately, the local press and NFL media have sniffed out my plans, and now my search is under public scrutiny. I must create a smokescreen to make things look legit. I've got it! I will hire a consulting firm to conduct the search!
Now to just find someone willing to provide cover for a shifty, power-hungry individual who is trying to stage a coup but wants to give the appearance of doing everything above board.