(At a socially distanced cubicle in Walkthrough headquarters…)
HELP DESK: Good morning, you have reached the Fraud Detection Hotline!
CHICAGO BEARS: Hello, we wish to report the Tennessee Titans as frauds.
HELP DESK: I'm sorry, but "fraud" is a very strong word to use on a football team that's 5-2.
BEARS: Oh yeah? Well, what do you call a team that's coming off two straight losses, including an ugly upset, and whose early-season wins include close calls against filter-feeders such as the Jaguars, Titans, and Vikings?
HELP DESK: I would call that your typical AFC South champion.