"I told him a couple of times he looked like the Tampa Bay Bucs' mascot… I told him I couldn't tell whether he was winking or being serious."
-- Minnesota Vikings defensive end Brian Robison, making the obvious joke about head coach Mike Zimmer, who was back on the sidelines with a patch over his eye after surgery this week. (Star Tribune)
TOO MANY 69 JOKES FOR ONE SEASON
"(I chose 69) for exactly the reason you would think… because I wore 96 in college, and 96 was taken here… Everywhere I've been, when 96 was taken I got 69.