by Cale Clinton
'THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA'
"So the plan was to buy a Tesla so that I could quit dipping, because then I wouldn't have to go to the gas station. So now I go to the gas station just to buy dip."
-- Los Angeles Rams quarterback Blake Bortles bought a brand-new Tesla after signing with his new team, but had a specific reason as to why he purchased the electric car.
"I didn't cry, I poured water on my eyes.