"For those of you keeping score at home, I gave exactly 18 f*cks about my Pats. Upon reflection, 12 probably would have been sufficient."
-- Ben Affleck after an interview with Bill Simmons on HBO's Any Given Wednesday in response to Deflategate that included multiple expletives. (Ben Affleck, via Twitter)
- "Deflategate is the ultimate bullshit f*cking outrage."
- "It's so f*cking stupid."
- "It's the equivalent of suspending a baseball player for forty f*cking days."
- "… there would be no f*cking NFL.