Andrew: Hello and welcome to Scramble for the Ball, where your humble writers remain glued to the spot, gaping in awe at the carnage that was the AFC playoff race in Week 14. As fans of NFC teams, we always relish the opportunity to point and giggle and collapse in cacophonous cachinnation at the calamities of the lesser conference.
Bryan: I take full credit for all of the NFC success in recent years, despite my team of choice failing to have a winning record since 2013. That sound you hear is definitely guffawing, and not desperate sobbing.