Bryan: Welcome back to Scramble for the Ball, your first choice for quality lumber for 15 years and counting. We pride ourselves in providing nothing but the choicest cuts of wood, chopped by the terrible, confusing and downright strange happenings around the National Football League. Some weeks, the pickings are slim; we have to scrape through a handful of so-so matchups trying to find something that particularly stands out. This week, however, we have an absolute bumper crop to choose from, for all your wood-choppin' needs.
Andrew: I recall our Audibles lede for the Opening Night Special: "The NFL is back!