Andrew: Hello and welcome to Scramble for the Lawsuit, in which a large group of disgruntled Louisiana sports fans sue your humble Scramble writers for a) jinxing the NFC title game and b) not jinxing the New England Patriots. I have to admit, I was completely wrong to hedge my Lock of the Week pick last time out; winning that pick provided not a crumb of comfort after watching how the inevitable loss went down.
Fortunately, this week we aren't actually here to analyze last week's football. We get to do that next week, when we bring you this season's All-Keep Choppin' Wood selections.