by Bryan Knowles and Andrew Potter
Andrew: Hello, and welcome to Scramble for the Ball. It's the first Wednesday in August, which can only mean one thing!
Bryan: My air conditioning unit is broken for the umpteenth time?
Andrew: I live in a country, at a latitude within that country, in which air conditioning is but a figment of another man's imagination. It's the stuff of myth and legend -- like unicorns, or pixies, or AFC East division winners not named the New England Patriots.
Bryan: That's right, Andrew and I are back once again for another season of Scramble.